I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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