Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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