I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
