So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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