the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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