Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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