You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
