i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
40s are totally the cure
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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