A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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