me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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