thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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