All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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