Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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