so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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