I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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