I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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