What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Help. Why am I so naked?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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