People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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