Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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