Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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