So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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