random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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