You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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