also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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