What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm drive I can fine osifer
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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