we're blogging at a bar
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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