So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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