Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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