No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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