Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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