Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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