ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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