I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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