why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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