all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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