Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He has the fingertips of a God
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