and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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