think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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