i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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