we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
