Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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