That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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