What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
