just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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