Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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