Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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