i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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