Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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