i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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