The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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