Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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