wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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