PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Randomize
