Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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