doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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