i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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