So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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