Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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