We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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